Mi Manifesto

ok so most of the things on this blog are meant to entertain buut its 5 o clock and i cant think of anything funny and i would like to have an account of my beliefs at 18.

most importantly- we have such a short time in life.. im almost 19 my lifes hopefully about a 1/5 over.. if i were to die tomorrow what has been most important to me has been my relationships with the people i love not what kind of car i drive or how good i am at algebra.. we are all dangling off the cliff holding onto the branch, death is imminent so enjoy the strawberry

I dont understand people, how can someone die for something they know nothing about. Religion is literally the stupidest thing ever.. Greek mythology was disproved because people could climb to the top of mount olympus of discover that the gods were shockingly absent, the only reason the major faiths of the modern world survive and thrive is because the location of god/gods is never really pinpointed. Religion was meant to explain the unexplainable in the ancient times, now those things can be explained by science but people cling to whats easier. Heaven seems like a nicer place to be after death than in the ground i suppose.. but this idea of heaven is one of the biggest problems with humanity. A lot of people dont live for life but live so they can live in an afterlife, but theres obviously no heaven.. i wish there was but if theres no heaven for single cell organism's that we evolved from im pretty sure theres no heaven for us.

haha i sound like such a preachy asshole, you dont have to read all this i just wanna see if ill feel the same way when im older

Government- theres nothing i hate more than government.. isnt it weird that the united states has a system of government that no citizens get what they want.. who the fuck wants to live somewhere where noone gets what they want. This is not the land of the free, if it were the land of the free i would be able to smoke weed without being scared to get my probation taken away. The only thing the government should have power to do is build and maintain infrastructure and protect the safety of its citizens.. i do not wish to be protected from myself i can make my own fucking decisions about whether i would like to use drugs or wear a seat belt or even torture and kill my dog (i dont have a dog and i think its sick but i dont think its the governments problem). I think that citizens should be able to do whatever they want as long as they dont intrude on the freedom and liberty of others.

the police- you fucking assholes your badge says protect and serve. not set up a roadblock outside an aquarium so you can write tickets for nothing. who the fuck are you protecting and serving other than yourselves you d-bags. cops are just assholes who want a job where they can be in a position of complete power with no overhead whatsoever. They also hit on your teenage girlfriend and try to convince her to "lose the kid and be with a real man". I was watching cops a few days ago and the assholes set up a drug "sting" in a very poor area. They had people on the corner selling like 20 bucks worth of weed and went up to people in cars and asked if they wanted to buy it. if they said yes they went to jail had there care repossessed by the government. should this really happen?

oh word?

lesbian softcore porn is the worst thing on tv, its soo stupid and boring and i just hate it. id rather watch the home shopping thing. does that make me gay? not that theres anything wrong with that

Kingsly

whats you penis' name? mine my friends, is Kingsly.

just let me live

Why is what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live

new nickname/future plans

my new nickname is The God of HELLFIRE Baron of Unthinkable Horrors. once this nickname sticks im thinking about running for dictator of the world. vote for me

im also thinking about going by just "The Baron" and open up like a used car dealership

Introducing Canadian Correspondent David Gold

Loyal Following,

Since BeerMeThatBlog has outgrown its domestic audience, Mr. Prillaman has enlisted my help to keep a finger on the pulse of his Canadian followers. From now on, I will periodically update the site's audience on happenings north of the border. The Canadian sun started to fade around 19h 30min (7:30 P.M. US) and as I type this at 23h 18min (11:18 P.M. US), Canada is pitch black. Outdoors, sight is extremely compromised. Stay tuned for updates.

Keep your head up; crying is for fat people
DG

africa and bugs

its really weird that out of all the great nba players the one from africa is steve nash.

i was taking a shower earlier and i had shampoo in my hand ready to wash my hair and a big bug fell into my hand.

ole miss thats strike 1

pierre

i heard pierres going to college outside the country.. but if he tries to come back, wellll all i can say is dont get in a fight with me cause when shit goes down i dont back down till its finished

issues with television in oxford

the last four programs on fox have been girlfriends, bernie mac, and those other two shows with the same cast from girlfriends. you know those shows with that security guard from the drew carey show.

i dont really understand, oxford is like 90 percent white. but i do understand black culture now so thats positive

Now that im a college boy

everyone who i ever knew before i went to school last saturday is now officially dead to me. except my cat. tiger i love you.

I thought highschool was fun until i grew up last saturday. everyone here is so sophisticated, i mean i drink lattes now, with scones if im in the mood. i bet your all drinking soda and eating normal food you towny assholes.


rest in peace eddie griffin

my god thats an unfortunate looking "first child"

anything that created that little girl should not only be forced out the race, but replaced by a sexier "concubine" more daring with the clevage AND with nicer cans, this woman surely produces less ogresque offspring.

im not trying to be sexist im just saying bill is a handsome man, he could not have a hand in this things creation

as always bros before hoes. PEACE

allen thicke

the allen thicke comercial for that hotel in las vegas is the funniest thing ever. why does he stand in the middle of the giant pool with all his clothes on?

what happened to you allen, you used to be on growing pains.

speaking of growing pains kirk cameron is insane. theres too much to say.. just go to wayofthe master.com

yellow and green are the same

my biggest issue with ultrazone was that the yellow and green team colors were too similar. it was impossible to tell who was who. when im storming a base in laser tag id like to be able to tell friend from foe.

ps. its been awhile, but i still remember just the way you taste.

popeyes

a while again i was going to lunch. my mom called me and asked where i was going and i said popeyes. she said "oh, with one of your black friends"

oh to be southern

HURRY!

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Go Union City, i heard all the mommas from college park were so fat that something amusing happened to them.

language award?

I heard Pierre won some sort of gds academic award.. language maybe? well anyway this minor feat has inflated his already enormous ego to an unbearable level, we get it your not from america.. the only language us americans need is english and less frequently spanish and in some "hoods" ebonics... just get over yourself pierre.

Peeing on Cars

A few days ago i was outside my house and i had to piss so i decided to do so on my neighbors minivan. i dunno why. teenage angst perhaps? it was like 1 in the morning so i assumed everyone was asleep. halfway through the light turns on the door opens and five people are staring at me. two scared parents and three scared children including one with down syndrome. not that his condition makes the situation much different, im just trying to paint a picture. i hear the mom yell "CALL THE COPS hes stealing the car"

it was an interesting situation. i had to put my thing back in my pants in a way that made it seem as if it had never been out in the first place. i was definetly succesful maybe.

i convinced her i wasnt trying to steal her shitty old minivan. i told her i lived across the street and that my parents had waaay nicer cars than her old, crappy, grey, presumably smelly minivan so theres no chance i would ever steal it. especially after i pissed on it. she wasnt pleased.

Wachowski brothers.

this is nothing against transexual people. i just find it strange that the wachowski brothers (of matrix fame) are no longer the wachowski brothers. larry is now lana so i guess their the wachowski siblings? i think andy's wachowski's (on the right... dressed as a man.. still with a penis.) face says it all.

not that theres anything wrong with that.

music that im ROCKING to right nowish

CHAPTER 1 PART 1 SCENE 1 Page 1

Citizens of tomorrow- Tokyo Police Club
The Heretic- the sound of animals fighting
Girls- death in vegas
karma police- easy star all stars
the angry mob- kaiser cheifs
broaden a new sound- nobody and the mystic chords of memory
du og meg- of montreal
invisible seas- panacea
growin old- pigeon john
only for the night- rx bandits
the hardest way to make an easy living- the streets
Shutup I am dreaming of a place where lovers have wings- sunset rubdown
all fires- swan lake
rocketship- one be lo
life on mars- Seu Jorge
box- tokyo police club
a lesson in crime- tokyo police club
reality check- binary star
torn- natalie imbruglia (duh)


that guy with glasses LOVES IT! me and him are ROCKING against the system!

crying.

i went to see spiderman 3 with ethan yesterday. it wasnt a good movie. the only good part is when peter parker got emo-ey and told eric foreman "brah youre some trash" the real story is that ethan said. and i quote "if kirsten dunst cries im gonna cry, seriously" he was serious. im not sure if im gonna be able to go to another movie with him.



the last movie i went to with him was wildhogs, he didnt cry or even talk about crying. it was a better time, and now... everything has changed.

wildhogs did have ooone funny line :

Dudley Frank: [upon seeing Maggie] She's perfect for me. I wanted to say something funny, but all I could think of was black jokes.

everything else was just John Travolta awkwardly making gay jokes..

WH Grade: D-

balaclava

i think im gonna start wearing a balaclava every single day. 24/7. thoughts?

oh alice.

Souperstar59 (9:21:34 PM): b+?
Souperstar59 (9:21:38 PM): i'd give him more of a B personally
Souperstar59 (9:21:41 PM): hes kind of a hater

Reviews of things

Night at the Musuem DVD-

Ben made me see this with him one night. maybe there will be some wacky special features
but the best part by far was when Joana the junior fell down in the theater looking at me and ben. if theres a video of that on the dvd i recommend purchasing it.

movie- F. (if joanas in it falling down it goes up to at least a B+) i wouldn't recommend watching the actual movie. its the opposite of funny... its... its.. wood.

Boy Meets World- not anything specific. just the show in general. could Shawn BE anymore of a troubled teen. i sincerely doubt it.

BMW- A+

My little sister driving me to school- D-

Harold's History of the Civil War Class for Students attending southern colleges- i dunno yet. ill get back to you.

Lost's whatever season this is- it totally sucks now. when they did the thing where they looked down the hatch into mystery itself basically, that was one of my favorite moments in television. BUT the whole point of the show was the mystery of the others and it turns out the others are just lame.

Lost- C-

The Black Donnelys- im pretty sure its cancelled cause i have to watch all the episodes on nbc.com BUT its my favorite show ever. Olivia wildes in it soo it just had to be cancelled, shes death to network tv shows. she should do porn or something?

The Black Donnelys- A
Future Porn with Olivia Wilde- B+

Canada- Canadas hardly a real country and that war in the south park movie still makes me mad. the us would never ever lose. if grenada fought a war with canada if someone gave me 2.5-1 odds id take grenada (kinda like how i took De La Hoya) im pretty sure Canada doesnt have a real army. just mountys.

Canada- D-

Mickey Wiener- hes getting ass.. just try distracting him in beer pong girls. just try. mickey welcomes foolhardy distraction attempts.

Mickey- B+

Falklands

hey Pierre!! you know what the national anthem of the falkland islands is? God Save the queen. you guys are just never gonna get those back. start another war? thatd be kinda funny.

thats right Pierre.. God Save the Queen.

"get a girlfriend.." says the homeless guy

this homeless guy came up to ethan and i during a lunch date at 4912 today. he was a nice guy we talked a little bit about this and that, then he moved on to some hard hitting questions. he asked my half asian friend ethan if he had a girlfriend. of course ethan price "in it only for the chase" chu said no, no i do not have a girlfriend. the man chuckled then went on to pat ethan on the back and said "get a girlfriend so she can ruin your life" then he was off.

so a warning to all you guys out there (and lesbians, or whatever other glbtq thing applies). a girlfriend= ruined life (according to the mentally unstable homeless guy. who, to me at least, would seem like a reliable source on the topic of a "ruined" life)