Wednesday, October 24, 2007

hunan number 1

I went to a chinese buffet today and got macaroni and cheese. it was so bad. theres an indian place next door. Im thinking about going there for dinner, i hear they have good grits and biscuits..

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Canadian Correspondent David Gold - Spotlight On: Sport

Apparently hockey season DID start recently. I want to apologize to everyone here that I so deeply offended when I wondered that aloud. You're right, I am the single dumbest person alive. Fuck you all. Keep praying there's ice in hell.

p.s. Go Caps

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Spotlight On:

Myanmar Junta- those pricks are total assholes

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

sheets?

everyone in my dorm is wearing a sheet right now. there must have been a big kkk rally, which I hate by the way.

no wait turns out just a toga party.

Monday, October 15, 2007

a journey THROUGH TIME

on this date in 412 AD Theopolis Patriarch of Alexandria is born. Later in Life he dies.

long sleeve shirts for now on? maybe?

Greg Brighton (UIllinois) wrote at 8:17pm on October 12th, 2007
i gave the tattoo artist free range to put in the details and it came out amazing.

USSR

im kinda rooting for the reformation of the soviet union.. I miss the Russian accents in Bond Movies

Friday, October 12, 2007

Canadian Correspondent David Gold - Spotlight On: Economy

This actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but if you rely on Beer Me That Blog as a news source you should seriously re-evaluate your life. Anyway, the Canadian dollar, which was equal to 63 American cents as recently as 2002, is now worth more than its American counterpart (1 Canadian to 1.02 U.S., as of right NOW, when I wrote the "NOW", the first one). What does this mean? AMERICANS ARE FUCKED, some like myself harder and more graphically. The American dollar is slowly falling, but this newfound parity can be attributed primarily to the oil-driven economic boom currently occuring in Canada. It has recently become beneficial to extract oil from the massive Alberta oil sands, the largest proven oil reserve outside Saudi Arabia. According to my Canadian sources, Alberta still "blows mad cock", but the Canadian economy is reaping the benefits. I recently told Shawn from Vancouver (name changed, from Sam, to preserve anonymity) that it was just a matter of time before the U.S. military invasion, to which he responded, with dead-ass seriosity, "That's the doomsday scenario everyone talks about." I found that hilarious, but I'd probably be worried too if my military was outnumbered by the employees of Disneyworld (real talk).

They thought it was a record, they ain't know it was me
--DG

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Free if you want!

go to http://www.inrainbows.com/ and get the new radiohead cd. pay as much as you want, itss fantastic

english

in my english 101 class a few hours ago we went to my teachers house a few miles off campus. Once we got there we sat on her front porch and talked about her ex-husbands while some of my fellow students smoked cigarettes, i just sat and nodded and said things like "is that right" and "Really?" then we talked about the movie we had to watch instead of coming to class the next 1o days. there were also nachos and soda.

best class ever

My girlfriends cantilever

Monday, October 8, 2007

A WIndow into the Magnolia State

Mississippians love soda. its a fact. There always drinking it here, apparently they love the sweet taste!

residents of the Magnolia state also seem to enjoy wearing sunglasses. I asked a kid in my dorm "why the sunglasses all the time" he said " i unno its sunny out"

what a crazy crazy place

Blacklisted

This is my "blacklist" of people places and things that we should we should keep our eyes on

1. The state of Arkansas
2. Wolverines (there big weasels... i just dont trust them)
3. Albanians
4. Pierre Morisset
5. Youth "Culture"
6. Countdown shows on E
7. Cheerleaders with conservative outfits
8. The Goddamn liberal media
9. Girls that just wanna be friends
10. People that speak a "language" other than english
11. People who think living at school is exciting and fun