Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Knowledge is POWER

In the bandana code of the gay leather subculture, wearing a white bandana means one is into mutual masturbation.

Magenta Bandana means one is into armpits. yes armpits.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The movies that make a trip to Northern Africa worth taking

Cry Wolf

Top-shelf psychological thriller featuring Jon Bon Jovi in the role he was born to play. Jovi (a long-haired boarding-school teacher whose cool-factor is paired irresistibly with a heart of gold) competes with bad-boy brit played by Julian Morris (picture Daniel Radcliffe with even MORE raw sex appeal) for the affections of reasonably (and attainably!) attractive red-head. The kids are mean to each other, Jovi follows no ones rules but his own, hilarity and suspense ensue.

Cry Wolf- B
Jovi- A
psychological thrillers on the whole- A+

High School Musical 2

uncomfortable. stop it.

HSM2- D
HSM3 provided that it features some sort of 'tragic' accident that costs corbon blue and zac efron their lives- A-

Pizza My Heart

An isntant made-for-tv classic, Pizza my heart is both gripping and insightful. The epic battle for pizza supremacy in a small New Jersey neighborhood being waged between the Prestolanis and the Montabellos heats up when Joe Montabello and Gina Prestolani slide a fresh pie (their budding romantic relationship) into the oven. To complicate matters, only one of the small pizza joints can become a chain! Will the famous Montabello sauce or the epic Prestolani cheese win the contract?! warning- don't watch on an empty stomach!!
sidenote- theres also a restaurant called pizza my heart...but which came first the movie or the real life restaurant? the chicken or the egg?

pizza my heart- B-
the restaurant called pizza my heart- ?
chicken or the egg scenarios- A-

The Contract

John Cusack and Morgan Freeman hit a collective home run with this action-packed seemingly-made-for-flights-across-the-atlantic thrill ride. Picture shawshank redemption meets must love dogs meets pure, unadulterated excitement. fasten your seatbelts, bitches.

John Cusack- Best actor of all time, standing A+ for life
Morgan Freeman- B, B+ depending on his performance in 'the bucket list'
flights across the atlantic- C

-Dickson Thomas, don't sass me for doin' it.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

prison break: breaking out of prison again?

i just saw an advert for the new season of prison break. How many times have they broken out of prison? judging by the previews it feels like at least 15. with the name prison break i guess the storylines are limited by the premise.

my brain is a shovel, and I will continue to dig- ZP

Friday, January 4, 2008

temperature concerns

It is literally -600 degrees Fahrenheit in my basement right now. I know that seems rather unlikley and pretty outlandish, but at the same time im pretty good at guessing temperatures.

Im sorry i havnt been posting that often, I forgot my usernaame and password for a while.