New Style of Short Correspondent Dickson Cohen

I'm gonna wear sleeveless shirts all the time now...just to keep people on their toes. Plus if I meet someone whilst wearing a sleeveless tee and prove to be the least bit normal they'll be all "hey man, i thought you'd be weird based on your choice of shirt.". I also considered wearing replica NBA jerseys daily, but I fear that is too big an initial social setback to overcome.